hello word press

i can’t decide if i like word press or not. typepad makes you pay, blogger crashes a lot, the journals suck… wonder about blogs.com. perhaps i’ll just move this blog when i find a better home but for now, although this board is slower to load than i am to climb into bed i guess it will have to do.

it’s very strange to be back to a non popular blog. i’ve gotten really spoiled having a blog with regulars and people who show up every day just to read what my little fingers choose to write. unfortunately some of them are friends, some are exes, some are potential dates, some are family and some are *horrors* work colleagues.

so i can’t talk about a lot of the things that i consider enjoyable and i certainly can’t complain about work or those same friends and family and since my other blog is effectively known to every person i’ve ever met (since i can’t shut up about it) it seemed high time to start one for me.

one where masturbating on a dock on a sunny afternoon with the possibility of being caught by an 86 year old man spurring you to ever greater arousal is an all right thing to post about. and also one where being a raging pothead AND a pilates instructor is an all right combination.

and if it bothers you i highly suggest you click that little arrow at the top of the screen and go piss in someone else’s back yard.

nonetheless i’m used to having readers and commenters and dedicated fans and it’s going to be awfully strange to post into a vacuum. my one real concern is that i may not have time to maintain two blogs and i can already tell that this one will win.

funny if it’s also the one that nobody reads hrm?

anyway this is here because i have some issues with my sex drive. like, it disappears. so i’m trying to figure out what does and doesn’t work to get me hot and staying hot. so i’ll explore and try new things and sometimes just complain about nothing working.

it’s unfortunate that heat and the great outdoors are my greatest turnons and that i live in a cold country. cold enough anyway.

anyway there is only one thing i haven’t decided about this blog;

i know it will be filled with tales of masturbation because it turns me on to think about people masturbating to those stories.

i know i will fill it with fantasies no matter how ridiculous.

i know i will bitch about my life and my weed addiction.

i know that if i ever reacquire a sex life that i will discuss it here.

i just don’t know if i’m going to post pictures.

and by pictures i mean things with my face edited out but the rest of me left in.

that, now that is a tough one.

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fresh breeze

“better grab a jacket!”

she lay on her back on the dock, book blocking the sunlight and bikini covering the parts most people didn’t really want her to show them. they were inviting her on their boat ride and for at least five seconds she seriously considered joining them… but the sun felt delicious on all her bare skin and she knew that she wouldn’t get another chance to sunbathe this year, and somehow, somehow she could not force herself to put on another stitch.

missing boat rides was hard, missing sun drenchings was impossible. as they drove away she felt the sun lick her skin and settled back to enjoy the cool, dancing breeze. fairly quickly she was too warm to enjoy the sun on her front so she flipped on to her stomach. of course this immediately required her to unclasp her top and seconds later she pulled it off and threw it aside.

legs spread she angled herself into the sun and felt it warm her back and inner thighs. occasional gusts of the cool septemper breeze tickled her skin as she lay on her stomach and read. shortly, like in a matter of minutes, she found herself losing track of the words as the sun warmed her further.

realising that her nipple was free of enveloping fabric she reached up and tweaked it. still tender from her ministrations of the night before it smarted and sent a small shaft of heat into her nether regions. a blast, she was suprised to discover, that was matched by the heat of the sun on her bikini botton.

she lost track of the time as she stayed there motionless. her awareness had widened to encompass the sun and the wind but her focus was entirely between her legs. one hand idly tweaking her right nipple she played with her suit bottom and taughtened it and released it as her breath caught a little.

wondering she lay as the breeze caressed her overheating skin and kept it bearable while her protected inner folds lapped up the heat of the sun. shortly she noticed that she was desperate for the touch of the sun right there so she reached underneath herself and moved her suit aside.

dazed now, she lay, sun caressing and warming her, breeze cooling and teasing her. she had no idea how long she stayed there, she only knew when she lost control and her fingers left her nipple and darted between her legs. one quick stroke through her nether folds and her finger was wet and ready to play.

she gathered some hair with her suit and pulled to give her roaming fingers freer access to her center. the place that was already engorged and she hadn’t even begun to stroke and tease it yet. she mewled a little and lapped at herself with her index finger, small gushes of liquid leaving her to drip onto the wooden dock below her.

occasionally she lost herself a little and ground into the dock, finger sliding around her folds and clitoris throbbing with each touch. she flicked and flickered and pulled her pubic hair a little harder and higher each time, especially when she lost herself a little and moaned lightly.

the breeze freshened and demanded it’s turn and she lay, motionless, legs taut and holding her pubis at least a couple of inches off the ground now, the breeze dancing on her hot and engorged button… her sopping finger resting on the dock below and yearning to join the breeze.

she quivered with each gust, motionless but for the tremors engulfing her whole body, breath coming in short gasps as her heat was caressed by the cool wind, wind which seemed almost to have a mind controlling it it’s ministrations were so terribly arousing.

she gasped and arched as a particularly cool gust teased her sopping wet clit, slamming it down onto her waiting finger which was only too happy to continue where the breeze had left off. she could feel the sun staring directly up her inside passage as her finger dipped into her honey and slid up the channel and back to her button…

again and again she halted to let the breeze and the sun have their say, little gushes coming more often now as she began losing her sense of self and exploding into the elements. she paid no heed to the passing boats beyond hoping that a randy teenager with binoculars or a telephoto zoom lens was having the time of his life… her dripping sex out for anyone on the water to see but perfectly hidden to landlubbers by her painfully widespread legs.

as she imagined the horny boy on the opposite bank watching her through his telescope she gushed again, drops of her honey landing on the dock and her rushing finger almost equally… stopping, frozen in mid motion she held herself, pelvis three inches at least off the ground, breasts and feet holding her up, breeze gusting and playing with her nether folds.

she didn’t remember being this aroused in a long time, knowing that she was wide open to any stranger on the water who cared to look had her grinding into the hard wood of the dock, towel moved aside to allow her to moisturize the dock with her pleasure juices.

she gasped and arched and felt the shocks begin deep inside, holding herself she opened and opened and opened some more, imagining the sun as a giant phallus and the breeze as its lips and tongue… she thrashed a little and her being quivered as the flipped her head the other way.

was that them? was that the boat?

she panted and increased her speed, all hope of hiding her activities from the watching house passed as she lost herself in her own pleasure filled heat. finger sliding and rocking along her clitoris as her body almost rained liquid into the waiting wood. pelvis thrusting out of her control, legs tense and belly holding as she gasped and panted.

she was sure it was them, there were coming and so was she… but who would arrive first? as they came closer her arousal, if possible, increased ten fold and at the thought of being caught she groaned and her pelvis slammed into the dock one last time as her internal muscles spasmed and convulsed and a pleasurable wave crashed over her being.

she lay, watching them approach until the last possible second before she released her bikini bottom to again cover her privates and stuck her finger in her mouth. so they might wonder why she kept sucking on her finger, only she would know.

she smiled to herself, eyes languid and face flushed with pleasure she hoped they would blame on the sun and greeted her returning friends with a long slow smile and aftershocks still quivering through her being.

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