[there is a sexual ...request at the end of this post]
so as the six people who actually read this blog (as opposed to the ones who realise there are no dirty pictures and never come back… silly them, i’m just waiting for a camera to appear in my life) are aware, i have recently acquired a sex toy.
as in, ordered off the internet my very first vibrator. may i just plug the site i ordered it from pleasuremenow.com for a second? these people sent it marked in a way that the stupid customs people didn’t kill me with duty and it showed up through canadian customs and border crap in under a week.
not to mention, the company name isn’t even on the box, so they can’t tell where it’s from. love that site so much right now.
*clears throat*
moving on, i’ve decided to have some fun with this. so it’s currently 8:30pm where i live and i’m watching tv until eleven. then i’m going to go and get some batteries and then i’m going to try it for the first time.
so, in the next 3 hours? i want suggestions for how i should try it the very first time. and then i’ll report back by adding to the end of this post later.
i got the blue one :)
for now? i’ll just try to pay attention to the tv while fantasising about bedtime. it’s not working by the way.
