[there is a sexual ...request at the end of this post]
so as the six people who actually read this blog (as opposed to the ones who realise there are no dirty pictures and never come back… silly them, i’m just waiting for a camera to appear in my life) are aware, i have recently acquired a sex toy.
as in, ordered off the internet my very first vibrator. may i just plug the site i ordered it from pleasuremenow.com for a second? these people sent it marked in a way that the stupid customs people didn’t kill me with duty and it showed up through canadian customs and border crap in under a week.
not to mention, the company name isn’t even on the box, so they can’t tell where it’s from. love that site so much right now.
*clears throat*
moving on, i’ve decided to have some fun with this. so it’s currently 8:30pm where i live and i’m watching tv until eleven. then i’m going to go and get some batteries and then i’m going to try it for the first time.
so, in the next 3 hours? i want suggestions for how i should try it the very first time. and then i’ll report back by adding to the end of this post later.
i got the blue one :)
for now? i’ll just try to pay attention to the tv while fantasising about bedtime. it’s not working by the way.
October 5, 2006 at 4:32 pm
OhMyGoodness, bad influence girl !!!! With a lot of lube and your favorite porn movie or naughty book. And imagining the nastiest fantasy you can… With you getting it so very very good from HIm, the one who makes your knees weak and your pussy drool and your ass long to be taken !!!!!
Have fun !
Sincerely,
Anne Elizabeth
p.s. Please come visit me !
I’m new too — and in the same sort of situation… You can find me at
http://www.MakeMyCopCome.blogspot.com
October 5, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Not sure if I am getting to this in time, but I think I can come up with some suggestions. I only discovered you recently but I will be back, pictures or not!
1. Start with a dirty mind, oh wait, too late!
2. Strip naked, except some very small knickers
3. Just let the gentle vibrations work some magic on your nipples first. The connection and the vibration going straight to your clit and already dripping cunt (I suspect)
4. Move it to your clit, pushing it harder against yourself through your knickers, don’t take them off yet. Not until your first orgasm!
5. Work it against your clit, squeeze your thighs around it, like you would a hard cock.
6. Dry hump (who am I kidding) it until you cum. Then yank your knickers to the side (not remove, and slam it deep inside, one hard fast thrust. The “ears” hitting your clit.
7. Remove all but the tip and slam it deep again, fuck yourself like I would if I were there, grabbing your hips and thrusting deep. Don’t stop till you cum again.
8. As Anne suggested, remove your knickers now, and use the cum soaked vibe to tease your ass. Slipping it inside, get used to the first inch and then slide it deeper.
9. Take your time, get used to the length and width and eventually work it all the way in..can you take it from here?
October 6, 2006 at 2:53 am
anne: welcome to my little corner of the net!
funnily enough i don’t have a favourite porn movie. although i’ve been reasonably open experientially i haven’t done much in the solitary sense. like i’ve had threesomes and group experiences but i’ve watched very little porn and i don’t have a favourite book. i do have favourite sex blogs but that’s new.
oh my
that sounds like a delicious fantasy. it’s just i gave up my most recet crush and swore off that sort of thing,.. too much work for too little reward… so it’s hard to picture anyone specific…
i promise to visit when it’s not 3am
supercock: you are and you aren’t. as in i’ve tried it, but i’m still taking suggestions :) [and thanks for the compliment!]
1. hee
2. i don’t wear knickers
3. yeah it does that.
4. but what if you don’t wear knickers? you can tease with the penis part and not use the rabbit ears or something but there’s no material. i mean i could grab my favourite hot pink ones and get them messy but it seems sort of silly…..
5. nice, have to do that
6. hee, i can’t imagine being dry at that point. just can’t. i like that slam bit though.
7. that part got done to some extent alreayd ;>
8. that will have to wait, this vibe is fairly… hefty. i might get a butt plug or something smaller for now.
9. oh honey… it’s so much more fun to take it from there with a warm man attached…
October 6, 2006 at 7:04 am
Well I am glad you enjoyed that..warm man on the way!
October 6, 2006 at 1:24 pm
what you’re coming to visit?
:)
October 6, 2006 at 5:05 pm
Just tell me where and when baby. I’ll be there.