badinfluencegirl

[edited to add - in retrospect this toy isn't very good... it's good enough but that's about it.  i eventually turned it into a butt plug and now it's in the 'oh man i forgot i had one of those' file]

oh.my.word!

okay, let me start at the beginning.

i was prepared to dislike the doc johnson strap-on butterfly on sight. the box is silly, it looks smaller in person, the batteries are devilishly hard to get into the remote and please don’t get me started on the incomprehensible straps and the weird controls.

and then i tried it. picture if you will some of the more excellent cunnilingus you might have had. the kind where they know what fingers are for and that tongues need to change slowly or you can’t bear it. the kind that knows that a little pressure on your anus isn’t a bad thing either.

now give it batteries.

or as my neighbor so astutely noticed? “everytime you talk about it you giggle like a thirteen year old girl and blush.” which i do.

it really is that good. i mean it’s so good that i just scrolled through the five functions and various speeds until i hit ten and then i just cruised around the dial and you know what?

i got to go for a ride. a real ride like if someone was between my legs and lapping enthusiastically as i climbed my sopping wet self into their face.

not to mention? it nestles in!

there are two reasons this toy doesn’t get a ten out of ten on a satisfaction scale. if you build with enough patience you want more than ten settings, an eleven and a twelve would be nice.

the straps and the remote are a little confusing and there’s really no good reason for the remote to have a wire on it in this day and age.

nonetheless? i had a really fantastic orgasm the first time i tried this and i really appreciated that i had clitoral sensation left afterward… something sorely lacking in my rabbit.

verdict? eight point five out of ten orgasms and really, every girl should have one.

and now if you’ll excuse me? i have a toy to go ‘test’ …