love affair

[warning, smut appears after pictures]

i am in love.

no silly, not with a man… with a toy.

THIS toy in fact.

here have a picture of the swirled rib 7″x1″ by phallix … such an unassuming little name:

swirled rib 7″x1″

see those cunning little ridges? and that little shift that they do right in the middle? see the little nub at one end that feels like the tip of a penis? an engorged and aching and hot if you want it to be penis? note the bulb on the end that the unimaginative are going to think is a handle?

i know, doesn’t look like much does it?

so then you start to play with the little darling. you caress it’s beautiful surface because hey, that is one pretty piece of glass and then you place it reverently in your mouth and taste the bulb at the end. you thrill in it’s clean hard flavour on your tongue.

your other hand is, of course, flickering madly on something pink by then.

so you whip out some lube just because and you drip some on the lovely ridges of your new toy and you begin to caress your aching clit with it and you stroke and you slide and you dash and dart and cross and circle with these lovely ridges and the little perfect tip. the little penis headed tip… that seeking missile of pleasure just waiting for you to notice it.

and you flip this lovely thing around touch yourself pokingly with it and stroke your increasingly sopping channel with it and just dip into yourself, just a little tiny bit… just a little flirtatious titch and then you return, reverently, to your clit.

and you tease it and torment it until you’re gasping for breath and then again you dip and dip into yourself until you’re thrusting and those hard little ridges and swirls feel like someone else and you’re panting and groaning and you slide your beautiful piece of glass out of yourself once more and inspiration hits and you flip it around.

you grab it by the small end and enjoy the feel of your own arousal under your hand as you slide the ball across your opening and through the slickness of your slit to press and rub against your tortured clit and then you flip it one more time and drag the ball end along yourself so you feel ridge and then ball and then ridge and then ball and it feels an awful lot like someone’s teeth and tongue and you cry out.

you cry out and pant and moan and reach down and slide this artful torture device into yourself ball end first and you moan and arch back as it slides gracefully along your g-spot. you’re quaking now, long uncontrollable shudders as you writhe and convulse on your bed. you feel little gushes start deep within yourself and you slow just a little and drag yourself off the toy once more and you slide it in once, twice, thrice at the small end and then you reach back.

you reach back and tease your anus, finger flickering madly on your swollen clit as you slide that perfect little tip into yourself. you stretch and push and pant and work your clit as this hard rod invades your tight little ass. your tight little ass that’s aching for more and more of this shaft. your body arches and you feel the shudders starting in earnest now, feel your toes curl and your pussy flower and know you’re losing control.

there you are with pyrex in your ass and your finger ravaging your soaking seeking panting clit and you come and you come and you sob and sigh and come again before you ease the loveliness out of your ass once more and drop it on a towel on the floor as you collapse to your bed in bliss.

and then? because the damm thing feels so good? oh yeah, you wash it off and start again…

(seriously, lost count since i tried it for the first time on SATURDAY!)

8 Responses to “love affair”

  1. Invisible Spinster Says:

    As one who generally doesn’t go for toys, that is the best arguement I’ve ever heard in their favor. I am even tempted to get one for myself :)

  2. Kate Says:

    Heya Big,

    The damn thing looks like a work of art. More especially it looks like a glass swizzel stick thingy barmen mix cocktails with. How appropriate!!! You obviously prefer yours stirred not shaken.

    UHM. I am not in the habit of sending people emails but have sent you one today. Choose if you wanna answer it or just coment on my blog if you have time. Appreciate your help

    Katie

  3. Kate Says:

    I also meant to say – does it glow in the dark if you hold a little torch to the end of it ??

    It might make an interesting nightlight for some lucky feller, and at least he would get to find his way to the pleasuredome without needing instructions. Enjoy yourself

  4. bad influence girl Says:

    IS: wow! thanks! i’m sure i’ll find another toy i like more as my little toy testing spree continues…
    *
    kate: it IS a work of art… AND a swizzle stick! hee, i’ll mix drinks with it at a party and see if anyone notices!

    mmmm stirred…

    it reflects heat but i haven’t tried to make it glow… i bet it throws great reflections though…

    oh geeze… a nightlight…

    hee!

  5. Loving Annie Says:

    I may have to just go out and buy that toy after that description….

  6. Marco Says:

    Have you put in the freezer?
    Then played with it ????

    MMMMMM

  7. bad influence girl Says:

    Annie: thanks for the link, i like to wait until a blog has a few months under it but i expect to link yours pretty soon because it’s hot!

    and yeah, it’s pretty great!
    *
    marco: nope, and you do have to be careful to let it warm to not freezing or you can hurt yourself… (think tongue on flagpole…) i do intend to though

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