i have this policy with sex toys where i try them once and write the review on the spot if i LOVE them and twice if i hate them. so far i’ve never failed to stick to my first impression.
and then i met pandora.
the lovely folks from libida.com contacted me wondering if i would do toy reviews for them and of course i said yes. i mean really, who wouldn’t?
although i am welcome to choose anything i wish to review they have a few toys that they specifically want tested and i chose pandora from the list.
when she showed up i was underwhelmed. she isn’t very big and she requires watch batteries rather than something easy like triple a’s [though her batteries are included] and her vibrations were rather mild.
i remained underwhelmed the first time i tried her, she was a lovely clitoral vibe but i could hardly feel her on my g-spot. this may have been due to the butt plug in my ass since i kept getting their handles tangled up.
anyway i waited a few days and tried her again solo this afternoon and boy oh boy did she improve the second time around!
i started with a little clitoral stimulation and ran through all seven settings. the first three (low, medium, high) are just your standard vibration at three different speeds. there is no real difference between medium and high but it’s there.
surging, pulsing, and escalating followed and by far my favourite of those is pulsing. finally there’s ‘super speed’ which isn’t. it’s just high in a different place on the scale.
i wish there was a forward and reverse for these settings because it’s frustrating having to turn off the vibe and then run through low when all you really want is to cycle between surging, pulsing, escalating and superspeed. well that’s all i really want when i’m about to come anyway.
after a while i got horny enough that i wanted to get serious so i stuck her inside and started to play with my g-spot. in true old school fashion i used my fingers on my clit while i tried pandora’s various settings.
i still didn’t feel her much so i flipped her around and used the wide middle rather than the tip and then? oh yeah, suddenly pandora and i were friends.
i left her there to do her magic and just changed the setting on occasion and was gratified to feel my pelvic floor seize her and pull her in with no prompting from me (i love when it does that!) while i just kept sliding around in my now sopping slit. [i did NOT have to hold her in, she just sat there like she was designed to be there. come to think of it? she was.]
i could feel the vibrations through my body and i noticed the telltale little gushes of g-spot stimulation even as i had a decidedly satisfying orgasm and i left her there and gloried in the aftershocks for a time before i pulled her out.
on a ten scale pandora is a solid eight. she loses points because when you rinse her you nearly always end up getting the battery compartment wet and having to dry everything in there off and because super really isn’t and because she needs a little bit more intense buzz to really finish off a clitoral orgasm.
that said, she does a lovely job on the g-spot (if you have one) and as a clitoral warmup and is definetely worth her $29.99 price tag. if i can manage to surrender her to my lover i’ll let you know how she does with the prostate too!
