review: little chroma

the lovely folks at libida.com have struck again, this time with the little chroma vibrator. at first i must confess that i was skeptical.

i mean really now, a single speed vibrator that costs a hundred and fifty dollars? seriously?

it arrived, quietly and unassumingly in it’s little box (thank you little chroma manufacturers for NOT using five pounds of packaging for a six ounce toy) and i started to understand just a little.

you clean this toy with mild soap and water, if you want to put it in the dishwasher you remove the REPLACEABLE motor and battery and do so and the single AA battery lasts OVER FIFTEEN HOURS!

okay, i think to myself, that’s pretty cool.  easy to clean, no boiling or buying special toy cleaner and lasts forever on a single battery which is hella handy for travelling.

let’s see now, turn it on by screwing on the little cap at the end and hey i can hardly hear it!   it’s super quiet but it does have a deep and most excellent rhythm.

sopping wet after a lunch date with enormous amounts of reciprocal teasing with my lover had me ready to go anyway so i decided what the heck, try it now and see.

i whipped out my little chroma, ripped off my clothes, grabbed a nice butt toy and sat it beside me with some lube and i was ready to go.

hmmm nice on my nipples… fails the inside of the wrist test… and my clit… oh my!

i mean oh my!!!  because whoever picked the frequency this baby vibrates at nailed my likes perfectly.  i mean perfectly. i nestled it into my clit and proceeded to fill my bum and almost before i knew it i was coming all over it.

the next time i saw my lover i had him try it on me and we learned that it doesn’t work very well as an internal vibrator on a woman because it isn’t curved (doesn’t enter that well, but i suspect an angle change would fix it) but that it works really well for anal play for him (probably me but i haven’t tried that yet.)

we further learned that this little magic device feels fantastic on the head of and around the penis!  i know!  he was as stunned as i was.  i guess the perfectly tuned vibrations (pressure changes depending on how far from the switch you are) really do match the frequency of the human body.

he went from flagging to boing! in about one minute flat!  not to mention that it works quite well along the channel toward his anus.

but i digress, this toy is fantastic.  it has rapidly moved to the head of the line in my toy box and is particularly nice paired with pandora on the g-spot.  i’m stunned to report that i cannot recommend this little wonder highly enough.

in fact i’m even taking it on my next vacation!

heck i’m throbbing right now!

7 Responses to “review: little chroma”

  1. Edward Says:

    Sounds fantastic! I checked the website and it supposedly is multi speed. Maybe a hidden switch?

    e

  2. bad influence girl Says:

    e according to the manufacturers website:
    “Why is the vibrator one speed?
    Our research indicates that most people want to vary the intensity of the vibration, not the frequency. Changing the “speed” on a vibrator changes the frequency. The little chroma vibrator is designed to offer a powerful, low frequency vibration that varies significantly in intensity along its length — most intense at the tip and dropping off sharply toward the end with the switch. By simply repositioning the vibrator, without altering the pressure against the skin, a user can receive a wide range of stimulation. Strong and penetrating, it’s as close as possible to the resonant frequency of the human body.”

  3. Edward Says:

    Makes sense to me.. I was reading the Libida site

    “Product Details

    Speed: Variable speeds. From throbbing to high frequency”

    so obviously they got it wrong.. if you review for libida, maybe you should write them?

    …hoping for more product use descriptions…………

  4. Loving Annie Says:

    Good Thursday afternoon to you, Bad I

  5. Loving Annie Says:

    I will try again –

    good to know that it works well on a man’s penis to get him from limp to hard…. VERY good to know, excellent in fact..

    What do you mean about the resonant frequency of the humna body in this context ?
    Can you explain in more detail, please ?

    Loving Annie

  6. Anonymous Says:

    typo. Human, sigh.

    Happy Monday the 5th to you anyway !

  7. bad influence girl Says:

    Edward: good suggestion, so i did it. i expect they’ll tidy that up at some point…

    now that i have a better understanding of sex toys you’ll definitely see them entering into my smut, it’s just i haven’t written much lately, somehow it’s all been real instead…
    *
    Annie: we were stunned also. i was just goofing around with it on his head and frenulum and boy were we surprised to see him go ‘boing’ when i did it.

    as for this context i think the manufacturer studied the vibrations wavelengths of human cells and tried to match them. it stuns me that a single speed vibe gets me off but it and pandora have instantly turned into my old faithfuls (njoy and my glass wand are also awesome but non-vibrating)

    what do you want to know?


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