badinfluencegirl

a wonder that is no longer…

here is mr. big’s review of these condoms:

So my lover has a latex allergy. Normally, this would not be a problem, the Durex Avanti condoms apparently work well for many people. Unfortunately (?), I am used to something more the size of a Magnum XL, and polyurethane, for all its extra sensation is much, much less stretchy.

Looking around in my favourite friendly neighbourhood stores (good for her, Seduction), they had few ideas, except to go visit a drugstore in the gaybourhood that is, apparently, the store that sells the most condoms in
Toronto. There, we found (and tried) the Trojan (supras?) with which we were able to acheive extra teasing amounts of penetration, and they were much better, but still way too small.

Going on-line, badinfluencegirl found Mayer Labs EZ-on. We ordered them from California (and waited an entirely too teasing week), and finally tried them yesterday (and yesterday, and today). I don’t plan to go back. They’re that good.

So if you’re like me, you’re used to the standard condom paradigm. You hold the tip, put it on top of your penis “like a hat”, like an ex-lover used to say, and then roll it down the shaft, with varying degrees of success. Sometimes you put it upside down, which if you then reverse it can lead to pre-cum being on the wrong side, or uncomfortable bending when you try to roll it down. This is a long-winded way of saying that the EZ-on are really easy to put on. You place it on top of the penis, either way up, then you pull the (skirt?) down and it’s folded and lubricated such that it just slides down. (For bonus marks, your lover can help you smooth it down, which helps better then if it was really stretchy like
latex.)

Unfortunately, they might not be making more. badinfluencegirl talked to the nice people at Meyer labs, and they’re selling them off 2 for 1, and they only have one crate left, and that’s it(!?!) [they are now out of stock - big]

This is such a better design than regular condoms. It’s like no longer making kitchens designed with a triangle in mind because they want to use different countertops, like cancelling Star Trek in 1967.

Anyways, write to Meyer Labs, buy the condoms, so my lover and I can continue to have (awesome) sex. :D

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there’s not much i can add to this except this. companies bow to public pressure, if you want them you gotta ask for them and maybe, just maybe, they’ll make more.

that being said, the nice man from mayer labs also sent me a couple of FC female condoms to try and we tried them one night when mr. big wasn’t quite up to the task but we still wanted to fuck.

it was one of those nights where if you didn’t have to stop and insert his phallus into a condom things would work but the condom was taking entirely too long and he kept going half hard.

so eventually we went ‘hey don’t we have these other thingies to try?’ and we both made a face and decided what the fuck and tried them. eventually i figured out the trick of it and stuck it in.

kind of like a diaphragm with less firmness to the ring and in he slid and off he went and oh my god.

suddenly we were sorry that we had ordered a fuckton of the ez-on because man-oh-man are these things awesome! we weren’t that sorry because the ez-on are something like a buck each and the FC’s are in the neighbourhood of three dollars apiece and except for the (rare!) nights when mr. big is flagging a little the ez-on work just fine.

and by just fine i mean fucking awesome.

and by fucking awesome i mean i can feel all the little pulses when he’s coming and that has been true of no latex i have ever tried. the ez-on with lube added is one of the nicest sexual experiences you can have short of bareback.

the FC are even better but significantly pricier so i would say to use them when you need something like them and otherwise stick to the traditional version.

hey mayer labs, make more ez-on style condoms regardless, it’s revolutionary and awesome and should be promoted!