badinfluencegirl

well the lovely folks at libida.com (and phallix) have struck again.

this time with a beautiful gently curving swirled piece of glass called the diamond swirl. oh boy is this thing ever pretty, it’s nearly seven inches long with a flat base and a curved head.

pay attention to the flat base, it comes in handy later.

okay, so really, it’s a beautiful and sparkling piece of glass with swirls in it (though mine is swirled in a quite different pattern than the picture on the site. that said, i suspect they’re all unique) and a gentle curve. the base is about three quarters on an inch wider than the end; the head is a little bit pointy and curves slightly extra.

and that’s really all one can say about something regardless of how pretty it is.

so, i had my partner try it both times and i reached down to play with it a few times to get a feel for it myself. the gentle point makes entry a breeze although you do need to be quite lubricated to use these toys. i recommend wet platinum (no aloe for little old allergic me and works awesome for everyone else) unless you’re a sloppy wench like i am.

and in spite of my sloppiness i lubed it last time… well he did but i wanted him to.

anyway, it slides in easily and it isn’t hard to find an angle that satisfies my g-spot, but then my g-spot is kinda easy. still and all it’s unpredictable and yet perfectly controllable as it slides around in there. pretty much all good.

when it’s sliding around my clit it takes me about three minutes flat to be panting and gasping and thrusting my hips… as long as it’s nicely lubed up. i like the short stroke with it a little turned sideways or turned straight down at the tip… i run the length of it to the first swirl and back along the head. lovely.

and then.

oh my god, and then.

and then i tried it in my bum. and by i, i mean my lover tried it in my bottom. covered it in lube and felt around some and then slid it on in. i think my bottom resisted for about a half a breath and then home it slid. [please don't use your bottom so egregiously if it's never had anything in it before. work your way up slowly. use lots of lube. no, more lube. thank you] this aroused my lover so much that he slapped on a condom and started to fuck me.

seriously, about that fast.

i gasped and thrust and learned the most astonishing thing. it seems that the base of his penis had the nifty property of driving my little glass wonder to it’s base with each thrust. this was accentuated if i tipped my hips just so.

so i did. (like d’uh)

oh my god oh my god oh my god.

the swirls on the shaft of the toy make for delicious little pockets of unpredictability as the lovely thing drives in and out. every time the slightly flared base slid home i gasped with appreciation and you know what else? the wide base felt good all along the underside of his penis as he slid into me.

what’s not to like?

all in all a stellar toy that comes with the badinfluencegirl seal of approval [nine out of ten.] that said, i might like it a touch bigger….