review: fun factory bendy beads

you know i’m really starting to like this getting toys to review thing… i really, really dig getting little packages delivered to my door filled with wonders and i especially dig when they’re purple!

so, the lovely folks at libida.com have sent me another one of fun factory’s beautiful pieces and this one is designed for your bottom.  the bendy beads are a lovely, purple (or black), molded silicone shape reminiscent of a string of anal beads and yet somehow not the same.

there is a hook at the end for easy removal and to prevent your pushing the toy in too far and above that are five graduated balls on a ‘string’ about a foot long all together.

i whipped out my rather large bottle of non-silicone lube and a vibrator and set out to play.  after a few moments with my trusty vibe i was ready and raring to go so i lubed up the beads and went to town.

because they’re marketed as anal and vaginal beads i tried them on my vagina first.  not too exciting.  they go in a certain distance and then hit the wall of the vagina and poke uncomfortably while still not being large enough at the entrance to do much.   that’s all right, i never figured them for a vaginal toy anyway.

off to my bottom we go.

the first bead is about the size of a large marble but ovoid and it was by far the hardest to maneuver.  the spaces between the beads are flexible and bendy (hence the name) and you basically have to hold the second bead and sorta ride the bending as you push the first bead in.

this is easier than it sounds because it’s vaguely pointy and it wants to slide in.  the second and third beads are pretty easy for someone who has at least used a small butt plug and the fourth is just large enough that it starts to be a little work to get it in.

in fact the first time i tried them i couldn’t go all the way to the fifth bead as i just was not aroused enough.  my favourite thing to do with this toy is actually to push in the fourth bead and then pull it halfway out and then push it back in and then repeat.

delicious!

anyway this is a great toy, it’s cheap (under forty bucks even with the tax) and it’s pretty and you can boil it to clean it and it feels good and it suits the anal virgin and someone with some experience ‘back there.’

In fact unless your bum is a size queen?  you’ll like this toy.  After all, it’s not about something being IN your ass it’s about something opening your anal sphincter and this toy does that like a champ.

thanks libida!

4 Responses to “review: fun factory bendy beads”

  1. Phil Says:

    I think you could be a very bad influence. I never really saw how those bead things would work, but if you say so I’ll have to take your word for it.

  2. Rae Says:

    Damn I want that job. :-)

  3. Brainiac Chick Says:

    This Brainiac thinks she needs to start reviewing toys. How does one get to do this?

  4. bad influence girl Says:

    Phil: heh, i try to be a bad influence, i think it’s good for people to stretch their brains :)
    *
    Rae: um you advertise for eden, don’t you review already? if not i’ll hook you up and get the referral bonus :)
    *
    Brainiac: you send me an email and i send it to the nice lady at edenfantasys (you can do it without me but i’d like the referral bonus if you don’t mind…) and then you start reviewing toys?

    :)


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