okay so there’s a whole bunch of little things to mention that i think might all add up to a post.
first of all i shared a piper award with the lazy geisha which is, in and of itself, an enormous compliment. i mean to be put beside nina is pretty damn cool; not to mention i got an award! it even comes with it’s very own cool statue.
but you see here’s the thing, the statue on the left? it’s my actual piper award statue and the one on the right was awarded specifically to saratoga… but i kinda like it better…
is that wrong?
anyway, i’m totally tickled to have won an award, my little blog has never in fact won an award before and i’m all atwitter over it.
plus it’s a piper!
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i’ve had this really awesome experience a few times this year and i’ve been playing it all cool and butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth but i’ve been freaking delighted every time.
yup, you guessed it, i’m talking about the ever elusive fleshbotting!
all mentioned posts i’d written. i don’t know what makes them pick me but i like it!
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after i whined terribly in the comments of this post miss chealsea saw fit to include me in the examples of this post and i found myself twice honoured in the same month; oh, and using more semi-colons.
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i am suffering from lack-of-sex-itis caused by yet another freaking bladder infection along with which the antibiotics brought along a yeast infection.
i am very unhappy about this.
so is mr. big.
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speaking of him, we had the best date last night maybe ever.
we were going to try once more like we did before, and maybe, just maybe have a boink when you know what?
he fell asleep on me!
it was pretty cute actually, i could feel him trying to stay awake and keep his tongue working and i could feel his head becoming dead weight on my pubic bone and his tongue got slower and slower and took longer and longer pauses.
anyway, after five minutes he woke up whereupon i suggested a nap.
a nap, at seven pm… a nap before which i made sure my alarm was set for nine am… just in case. it’s a rule i have.
and seriously?
we woke up at eight and went out for breakfast and continued with our day…
god i feel so much better…
thirteen hours sleep! who does that?
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i may have figured out the magic of the fleshbotting… it goes like this: as long as you don’t give a flying fuck if they pick your post?
they just might…
but care even a little?
muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!
nothink!
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for some reason last fall the youporn.com folks discovered me. i don’t care why but i sure like the traffic!
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i post new reviews at edenfantasys.com pretty regularly, i tend to then add them to my haunts page but there’s lots of other good reviewers there.
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it’s really amazing to me this blog and the little community of commenters that are growing around it. thanks you guys, it’s really awesome to have readers like you.
happy saturday : )
