badinfluencegirl

sometimes i really love my life you know that?

and i love it especially when the sex toy fairies land in my mailbox. this time it brought a lovely combination from the folks at libida. emerita makes several lubes and i received the natural and the warming to review.

first we tried the warming as back massage oil. excellent. totally cool and the warming was mild enough not to annoy and wam enough to feel delicious. plus it sinks in to back skin at an acceptable rate AND it’s safe for the sheets.

sexually we started with the natural and moved to the warming; that seemed to make the most sense.

the natural is a thick lube, comes out in little glops from the bottle. these bottles are pretty smart actually; they’re pop-tops like shampoo and you get nice control of how much comes out based on the pressure you use. you only need a few drops of either of these although you need more of the natural than the warming.

anyway, he played with me until i gasped and shuddered and collapsed and then we made ready for some lovely shagging. i whipped out my trusty bottle of emerita natural lubricant and dolloped a bunch of it on his penis and started to give him a hand job… started. unfortunately i got stuck.

so i added some more and started to stroke and it got sticky again! i tried this a few times and then said ‘you know, this is supposed to be set to a woman’s chemistry, want to try it?’

and he said yes and approached and we both got this look on our faces and backed off. so he ran off to wash his penis off and i reached for the warming and started again when he got back.

it tastes like mild cinnamon by the way.

it strokes smoothly and easily and is the nicest thing next to wet platinum that i’ve ever had the pleasure of putting on my body. seriously. if i had to pick my desert island lube set i would use wet silicone and emerita OH warming non-silicone. it’s awesome. it’s the kind of awesome that you can use to add a little extra intensity to your sex or to have a nice body massage or just to add a tinge of cinnamon to a blow job.

it’s awesome. seriously seriously excellent lube and just like my other favourite a little goes a long, long way and lasts a while and a half.

i have never rated a lube this highly before and i have tried the majority of the popular ones and several more besides. actually i should write a post about how bad some of them are.

i could end my review right there but i would be leaving out some important information. the natural claimed to be the first lube formulated to a woman’s body chemistry and i decided that i hadn’t given it a fair try since it never hit my vagina.

so i tried it when i started writing this review. stuck some on a toy and played a little until i got aroused and then put the toy away and left it there. seriously did that. an hour and a half later?

i just reached down to check and it’s interesting. when i touch the outside of my vagina it’s a bit sticky but when i stick my finger in? sopping and easy. when i then touch more of myself with my remixed lube/me finger? the sticky goes away and it’s instantly slippery again.

i seriously want to try this with my boyfriend now. it kept the silicone toy sliding around nicely after all…

do be aware that these lubes contain glycerin which some vaginas are sensitive toward.  but hey, i haven’t found one yet that doesn’t have something weird in it.

okay

emerita natural lubricant gets a six out of ten. it breaks five because it’s pretty damn fine when i’m by myself. it loses massive points because it gives the worst hand jobs ever. nine out of ten for lesbians and people who only use toys.

emerita OH warming lubricant gets a ten out of ten. seriously. i have nothing bad to say about it.