badinfluencegirl

the fabulous folks at babeland sure know how to make friends let me tell you. not only did the nice lady there say excellent things about my blog but she ALSO let me review the delight by fun factory.

the easy answer is that this toy is the exemplar of truth in advertising. it’s a factory full of fun and it really is a delight to play with. it shows up in a beautiful storage case which is also it’s charger and right from the first second you can’t help but admire it’s beautifully curved surfaces and their mix of matte and shiny materials.

as always i have a small beef with the amount of packaging required for these items since they always seem to come in some kind of package that is several times the size of the toy but at least fun factory uses cardboard that i can recycle and makes rechargeable toys. i think that makes it a net win but if we were all to complain about over packaging things might improve.

oops sorry for that little segue into environmentalism. *clears throat* moving on:

the delight is not waterproof but it is water resistant so it’s pretty easy to clean. it’s made of medical grade silicone and high end plastic in a rather ingenious mix that allows the same vibrator to be stronger on your g-spot and not so strong on your clitoris. if you’re at all like me that makes it ideal since i ALWAYS want more juice on the g-spot than the clit.

the controls are pretty simple and are nearly, almost, perfect. fun factory tends to make toys that start out whisper quiet and then steadily increase to a quite strong vibration and then with continued pressure on the ‘plus’ button the steady vibration becomes a series of patterned pulsations [long throbs, quick throbs, quicker throbs] and then the ‘minus’ button runs through the eight levels of steady vibration in reverse and turns off the toy. i especially like that the buttons light up and the center part is a battery indicator.

it’s just that there’s one little thing that i wish. i wish that i could change the pressure or vibration in the throbbing patterns… sometimes it would be nice to do that with a little less than the full strength of the motor. be advised that on first charge this toy will seem weak; it isn’t.

okay so here’s this ingeniously curved little piece of silicone and plastic and it has all these nice features like it’s reasonably quite and rechargeable and it has a nice case and and and but what is it like to fuck?

the short answer? delightful.

i turned this little lovely on and started teasing my already aroused self with it and tried to go through the steps all slowly like and i just couldn’t wait. i just had to slide it inside me (covered in NON-SILICONE lube [might i recommend emerita warming - my review is here]) to see if it felt as good as it looked.

oh my universe did it ever. i found myself easily falling into a rhythm whereby my hips would thrust one way and the toy would slide the other and somehow everything was hitting the toy as it should. you can’t just leave it inside you or you won’t hit your clit with it so you have to rock with it to get it to do what you want. but really now, who isn’t going to rock when playing with an insertable toy?

i did find that i couldn’t quite get myself to orgasm at all times with it inside me. it seemed like if it was hitting my g-spot just so it would sort of miss my clit and if it hit my clit enough it was missing my g a little. i think this would be solved if every woman had the same anatomy or if the motor was just a touch stronger.

that said, i didn’t CARE because when i was ready to actually come i just pulled it out and hit my clitoris with some direct vibrations and very shortly i was pulsing and much more relaxed! furthermore i think that the more you get to know this little wonder the MORE versatile and fully functional it will get. each time i’ve used it it’s been more fun and seemed somehow to ‘fit’ better.

to me this toy is ideal for couples who want to add some spice to their play and for a woman who wants a nice vibrator and some g-spot stimulation. it’s extremely good for those searching for their g-spots because it literally hits the spot first try. a little less awesome for those who need a really strong vibe on their g-spots or those who need constant stimulation of both g and clit to get off. you will need to rock and roll with this toy which is great fun but good to know in advance.

course it’s made to rock so that’s all right :)

all in all i give this toy a four out of five with bonus points for presentation, great materials, rechargeability, instant g-spot finding, and a guaranteed O every time. minus one for controls being a bit hard to use when they’re slippery, not being waterproof, and for not perfectly hitting my own unique anatomy.

still and all i give it the badinfluencegirl seal of approval!