i didn’t grok that they post the questions on tuesday, i thought you had a week to think about them. regardless, this week’s questions are kinda lame and i just felt like doing these ones cause they’re cool. don’t expect this to be like a regular thing or anything.
1. If you’re in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
yes and no. it makes it more intimate and somehow deeper into your soul or heart or whatever you might like to call it but it doesn’t necessarily make the sex better. sometimes the best sex is to be had with that guy you have the mad pheremones and no emotional connection with.
why?
because you have no emotional attachment to the sexual act with them and thus you are free to be your down and dirty bad self. free from fear and worry about judgement and any kind of guilt or bill you might attach.
that said? i pick love sex over pheremone sex at least 92% of the time…
further i believe that the longer the relationship and the more you strive to tell the truth the more the two kinds of sex come together.
2. What is the most expensive sex toy you’ve ever purchased?
i only ever bought the irabbit by doc johnson although my ex bought a vibrating cock ring for us once. anyway after that i got a toy testing gig and all my toys have been free (well except some duty issues on occasion.)
holy crap was the irabbit a waste of money, in fact i’ve since pitched it. if you want an expensive toy? pick the delight by fun factory or a phallix glass product or read all my reviews and a zillion more and pick for yourself.
3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
that’s the stupidest question i’ve ever heard. OF COURSE i would still have sex.
4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
drew barrymore
eliza dushku
anthony head as giles
dark wesley (shame on you if you don’t know who that is)
johnny depp if he showered…
oh was i supposed to pick just one?
5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
only in my dirty dirty imagination… (see slats)
or not that i know of.
that said? i would dearly love to someday fulfill my fantasy of self-pleasuring while a ring of people masturbated around me…
Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you’ve ever had.
you want me to pick just ONE????
just ONE???
*wanders off shaking head*
