tmi tuesday – a week late

TMI Tuesday #138

i didn’t grok that they post the questions on tuesday, i thought you had a week to think about them. regardless, this week’s questions are kinda lame and i just felt like doing these ones cause they’re cool. don’t expect this to be like a regular thing or anything.

1. If you’re in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?

yes and no. it makes it more intimate and somehow deeper into your soul or heart or whatever you might like to call it but it doesn’t necessarily make the sex better. sometimes the best sex is to be had with that guy you have the mad pheremones and no emotional connection with.

why?

because you have no emotional attachment to the sexual act with them and thus you are free to be your down and dirty bad self. free from fear and worry about judgement and any kind of guilt or bill you might attach.

that said? i pick love sex over pheremone sex at least 92% of the time…

further i believe that the longer the relationship and the more you strive to tell the truth the more the two kinds of sex come together.

2. What is the most expensive sex toy you’ve ever purchased?

i only ever bought the irabbit by doc johnson although my ex bought a vibrating cock ring for us once. anyway after that i got a toy testing gig and all my toys have been free (well except some duty issues on occasion.)

holy crap was the irabbit a waste of money, in fact i’ve since pitched it. if you want an expensive toy? pick the delight by fun factory or a phallix glass product or read all my reviews and a zillion more and pick for yourself.

3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?

that’s the stupidest question i’ve ever heard. OF COURSE i would still have sex.

yeesh.

4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?

drew barrymore

eliza dushku

anthony head as giles

dark wesley (shame on you if you don’t know who that is)

johnny depp if he showered…

oh was i supposed to pick just one?

5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?

only in my dirty dirty imagination… (see slats)

or not that i know of.

that said? i would dearly love to someday fulfill my fantasy of self-pleasuring while a ring of people masturbated around me…

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you’ve ever had.

you want me to pick just ONE????

just ONE???

*wanders off shaking head*

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7 Responses to “tmi tuesday – a week late”

  1. edward Says:

    I”m going upstairs to bed, laughing as I go.

    You just entertain me so much some times. You are delighful.

  2. A. Secret Says:

    Oh Drew Barrymore. Good one. Never thought of her. She IS a dirty girl. Hmmmm….. **wanders off to private place**
    XX

  3. Unbroken Says:

    Bad Influence Girl, A. Secret, and Drew Barrymore in a room together?!! Name the time and the place…I’m there!!!!

  4. Kyra (the lonely housewife) Says:

    I love, love this: “you are free to be your down and dirty bad self.” Amen!

    I am so ashamed I don’t know who Dark Wesley is. I will hit google promptly.

    Favorite celebrity to fuck: sterotypically Brad Pitt as long as he was in character as the cowboy in Thelma & Louise or Tristan from Legends of the Fall.

    Glad to hear I’m not the only one with fantasies of masturbating in front of an audience. Hmmmm… I might have to post on that one someday…
    -Kyra

  5. badinfluencegirl Says:

    this is the best i can find but dark wesley was played by alexis denisof… well so was lighter wesley… anyway

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a48QHSMGII&feature=related

    anyway if you watch buffy/angel you know… if you don’t you should. it may have been the best tv ever

  6. badinfluencegirl Says:

    edward: why thank you sir! can’t imagine a nicer thing to do for someone!
    *
    AS: I know, isn’t she just?
    *
    UnBroken: oh geeze… that’s an orgy i’d play in!
    *
    Kyra I may have stolen those exact words from chelsea girl just so you know… anyway don’t really be ashamed, just go watch every season of buffy and angel and you too can cfall in love with wesley as he transforms himself :)

    brad in thelma and louise was the hottest thing ever… i mean like ever. but yeah i was going for stuff that’s a little weirder.

  7. Loving Annie Says:

    Good Friday evening to you, Bad Influence Girl ! How are you doing ?

    You’d have sex EVEN if you knew you wouldn’t have an orgasm ??? No way. I’d NEVER do that. But then again, it’s so easy for me to come…. :)

    Johhny Depp showered, shaved and with ‘Chanel For Men’ cologne on – oh yeah… Can he be divorced too, please ?


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