badinfluencegirl

i haven’t been feeling particularly fantasyriffic lately nor have i been feeling particularly interested in sex.  that does appear to be fading but in the mean time i thought i would provide you with this piece of a post i wrote many moons ago.

the actual review is here and i never finished this post but it amuses me so here it is for you:

so i’m trying a toy

right now.

i have these penthouse variations ‘ball bangers’ in my cute white underwear and i’m writing this review while i try them. so far i’m not that excited. there’s a low setting and it’s just your standard vibrator feeling thing at a sort of reasonable speed. lovely for getting going with actually.

mid is a little juicier, i can feel a little reaction inside…

oh sorry i forgot to mention that i got bored and stuck one inside me.

so on the mid setting the ball on my clit is actually causing a reaction while the ball inside me is starting to make me twitch a little. so far it’s not going to make me orgasm but my panties are wet and my hips are twitching occasionally.

hi is disappointing somewhat. it’s not that different from mid although i do feel some new lubricant soaking it’s way into my panties. oh wait it is a little more intense and now i can feel my hips twitching relatively uncontrollably … think i’ll leave it here for a moment or two.

these could be a little bigger and could have a little more variation in the pattern. maybe two patterns and four speeds instead of just straight vibrate.

that said i do have some twitching happening and i can feel myself sucking the inside ball in more and more. body is arching too now. it’s almost like on hi it speeds up.

okay super.

deep breath.

hrm no noticeable difference at first. and after several minutes there still isn’t. i get a little bored and stuff the second ball inside me. i’m good and soaked that’s for sure, these will be great as pre-toys before i get into the big stuff.

phone’s ringing. i answer it and talk and my friend notices nothing. okay i don’t think this toy can get me off. i’m going to bed to try giving it some help. that said, if i were wanting to get going i would use these for sure, this is getting me nice and soaked and i would feel safe wearing these in a club because i know no one would be able to hear them. that idea just made me pant and twitch a little more.

oh my god, i have to wash these and take them to a bar with me somewhere and just see what happens. i’ll wear something with a long shirt over it. or maybe pants with a skirt on top and these inside my underwear. i try squeezing my legs together which makes the toy noisier and less effective. few inches apart is the way.

i remove the second ball from inside me and nestle them in around my clit and see if two together with my legs held some magical distance apart will do the trick. they are nestled into my sopping channel now and the one is making the other have an unpredictable vibration. oh god this is great.

i need a penis. my phallix slides home like a hot knife through butter and then i reposition the little darlings.

bed.