review: jollies dildo

first a shoutout to the folks at babeland for sending me a lovely new toy to play with. i had a similar problem with this one as with johnny in that it took me a little while to actually try it since i was intimidated by it’s sheer size.

i mean it’s big and purple and shaped funny! anyway i stared at it for a while and tried to make myself try it which was harder than it should have been considering how much i like johnny now that i’ve grown comfortable with his bulk.

but no, i was afeared.

somehow i just didn’t get from the pictures how big this thing was until i was holding it in my hot little hands (okay kinda big… i am 5’11″ after all…)

see how it’s all innocent and small looking?

yeah no, it’s big. so i stared at it and then my bladder acted up and then i stared at it some more and finally i decided that it had languished in it’s drawer long enough [plus the vibe i was testing wasn't doing it for me] so i whipped out the jollie and dripped some emerita warming lubricant all over it and nestled that lovely bulbous tip at my entrance and kinda pushed a little and in it slid.

no problem at all. even though it’s big the contours are kind of perfect and it slides on home and sits. PLEASE NOTE that i was warmed up already. unless you are aroused i really don’t think you can just slide this thing home… use lube, play with yourself, something!

this dildo isn’t particularly for thrusting, it’s more of a nestle it inside you and then rock on it or stick a vibe against the flat end and gasp for a while.

all of which i did.

you can thrust it a little but it’s kind of like that moment in fucking when you’re soooo close to each other and you’re practically wearing each other’s skin and to separate enough for a full thrust would be wrong somehow so you just stay there and rock a little and groove on each other.

the jollie wants you to fuck it just like that. well my body wants me to fuck it just like that, i can’t so much speak for yours.

in some ways i feel like i should keep this toy handy and see all the different things that my partner and i come up with before i ever write a review because it feels like this is the kind of toy where you keep trying new things and going “oh wow, who would have thought that would work?”

i will say this, the contours are PERFECT for sliding in if you’re used to taking relatively large penises or medium to large toys. if not i would say that you will require at least one warm-up orgasm or you probably won’t find it comfortable. i will also say that lube is necessary else the soft silicone will kind of stick to your skin.

i will also say that if you are sticking a vibrator between the handle and your clit that you should be more careful than i was since i gave myself a nasty little sore on the hood of my clit (and still did it again this morning since it felt so damn goood!)

boy did i ever wish my bullet was clean so i could stick it in the hole in the handle instead…  which i didn’t think of until AFTER i pinched my poor clit hood and then rubbed all over the sore again this morning anyway.

i would not recommend this toy to ANYONE who is a virgin or describes their vagina as small.  i would absolutely recommend this dildo to anyone else!  sorry i’m too much of a wimp to take it in my ass and let you know how it is!

nine point five out of ten because the lumps on the inner handle could feel better on the clit but a near perfect score anyway for the excellent shape and the beautiful colours and excellent quality silicone.

this too receives the badinfluencegirl seal of approval.

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really no one wants to design the seal for me?

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