as i am most assuredly NOT a man i had mr. big review this toy. these arrangements were in place before he and i split up but since we split friendly i might get him to do another one even still… really i leave it up to the fine folks at babeland.
so without further ado, mr. big:
Hello again! It’s been a while since I’ve played with my bum, but you guys were all such good listeners and it looked like such an intriguing toy, I figured it was time again. :D
Perhaps more to the point, I had been feeling like my masturbating was missing something, and just when I was starting to fantasize more and more about being penetrated by someone else, badinfluencegirl told me that the Nexus Glide had finally come in the mail.
First impressions:
The Nexus Glide package seems pretty nonchalant. It mentions that it uses ‘medical grade plastic’, that there is a ‘patent pending*’ and that it’s ‘made in the U.K.’ If you ever wanted to sample toys from off the continent, this one may be for you.
Apparently, it also “Gives Extreme Pleasure Producing Stronger and more Powerful Orgasms.” More on this later.
*It makes me wonder what it’s like to apply for a patent for a sextoy…How do you word the claims? What is the lawyeresque word for ‘More Powerful Orgasm?’
Apparently it also contains no Phthalates, for those of you for whom this is important.[which should be EVERYBODY - big]
Opening the package, it opens easily, a welcome change from the current ridiculosity of consumer electronics packaging.
The Nexus is 6″ (4-1/2″ insertable) x 1-1/8″, and comes with a detachable metal ball bearing and two plastic devices to remove the metal ball for cleaning. For those of you who are familiar with the aneros prostate stimulator, the Nexus is similarly shaped, but larger.
Also, the Nexus is made of hard plastic, which I was unsure of, but like a fully erect penis, instead of a semi-, the insertion went much easier.
So, I washed the Nexus, using the tool to pop out the metal ball bearing (supposed to run up and down the perineum as you move the dildo around), wash it with my olive oil** soap, rinse, and put it back together.
**Good enough for the Greeks and Romans, good enough for me! :D
So, I sat down in front of my computer, with some of my favourite ‘stuff’ up on the screen, and lubed up the top of the Nexus. I run it around my anus and inside a bit to spread the lube around. Like inserting anything in my bum, the first part is really easy, then I need to pull it out for more lube. After dripping more lube all over the head and some of the shaft, I put it up to my ass and zoop! it goes all the way in up to the next insertion point where you need to turn your anal toys 180 degrees. I do the 180 degree turn, and it goes all the way. Never have I had an anal toy which went in so easily and was a size where I noticed it. Ahhh…
I’m definetely feeling it…Reading about prostate-specific stimulation, I’ve heard that it’s (pleasurably) a little like feeling you have to pee…It was like that a bit, but a little more on the pleasurable side. :D
It definitely helped with the more powerful orgasm…Just the thing to spice it up when you feel a little blase, or you feel like a little more/different stimulation is what you need…
Also, normally, after my first orgasm (3 is typical, I set my record of 10 with badinfluencegirl earlier this year), my bum will push out whatever toy is in there, probably with the clenching…My small-medium sized butt plug is generally pushed out, and other hard anal toys (like the njoy) were too much to have inside me during the (pleasurable) clenching and toe curling…But this wonderful one stayed in, and was just the right hardness and shape to keep being fun.
All in all, a 8.5/10. Easy insertion, fun usage, and the hard plastic makes insertion and cleaning easy. I never did really understand the point of the perineum stimulator, maybe it was too subtle, and I didn’t notice except as part of the larger whole. Also, I like sitting on my anal toys, and it has an annoying downwards protrusion, I’m not really sure why? Maybe a handle to use to move it around?
Up there with the best anal toy I’ve used, the (probably now discontinued) Hustler diva strapon, and a good value for $44.
I feel like using it again now. :D
Signing off,
Mr. Big.
