so like i was all kinds of *squeeeeee* when i found out that babeland was going to send me a hitachi magic wand to try out. i mean this is the grand poobah of sex toys you know? this is the toy to which all other toys are held up. who was i to do toy reviews when i hadn’t even tried a hitachi right?
usually with all that hype the real thing falls flat. you’re left wanting some indefineable more that somehow makes the whole thing a big fat waste of money/time.
not so with the hitachi.
you see i have just passed one of the more terrible two week periods of my life. a very good friend passed away AND my car received a terminal bone cancer diagnosis. i have been feeling so crappy that i have been really trying to remind myself that there *is* a difference between sad and depressed. so shitty i asked my acupuncturist for help finding my libido again.
yeah so pretty crappy.
i kind of felt bad for the hitachi you know? like here it was going to be the sacrificial victim to overhype and my shitty assed mood.
i underestimated it.
this is the simplest machine ever, it’s a two speeded, plug-in, ginormous personal massager with a spongy head. in fact i started myself off with a very nice calf and thigh massage followed by some teasing around my buttocks and upper inner thighs. i even gave my shoulders a quick hit while i was getting my towel in to position.
i like the slow speed more than the fast but i found the two in a random alternating dance were the best of all. mostly slow with a little fast. i’m pretty impatient so even though my nipples were loving the vibrations i had to go try it on my multiply towel covered genitals. i had heard the vibrations might be too intense without something between me and it.
wow.
this thing packs such a punch that anywhere you put it spreads happy delicious vibrations throughout your pelvic floor and vulva. i got into a rhythm whereby i played with my nipples and then my vaginal entrance before hitting my clit enough to almost get off but not quite. repeat. repeat…
eventually i started to thrash and moan without even really noticing myself getting into that state. in fact my pussy is throbbing now in memoriam and anticipation of my finishing the WRITING of this review so i can go get off on my hitachi magic wand again! and again and again and again…
funny how much gushing i was doing. i didn’t need the towel that much to protect me from the massager but i sure needed it to protect my sheets! i didn’t touch my bare self that often but when i did that felt quite good as well. be advised that the directions caution against touching wet parts of yourself and i’m absolutely sure they advise against spraying all over it but hey, what can you do?
seriously i could hear the liquid bouncing off the vibrating head. like woke up dehydrated mmm-kay?
you have to be careful with this thing, it’s not technically designed for sex play but oh god is it ever good at it!
i wouldn’t recommend it for the novice or the virgin. this is a toy for a woman comfortable putting her pussy through it’s paces… or one who needs a good shoulder massage. did i mention it does that really well also?
but if you are the woman who wants to play with herself and sometimes needs an old faithful around? if you HAVEN’T spend a measly 54usd plus shipping on this lovely thing?
what are you waiting for?
seriously, i give it nine point five out of ten with a .5 deduciton for the cord only being six feet long.
if the badinfluencegirl seal of approval came with a gold star attachment this toy would get it. now all i have to do is try the attachments!
