ahh babeland, purveyors of find sex things, how i thank thee for allowing me to test toys for you.
this week brought me the ophoria bliss no 12 which is a beautiful, soft, one hundred percent silicone vibrator that sports five different vibration patterns.
this is not a complex toy; there are not several hundred different vibration patterns nor are there multiple switches or even strange curves. what it is is a simple machine that performs it’s chosen task well and with hidden benefits.
the shaft is insertable to about seven inches and tapers from a softly rounded tip to a thicker base. the base removes for battery insertion and the power switch hides down there as well.
there are two ripple patterns dividing the sides into thirds, three smooth stripes outlining the cutout areas that are more strongly grooved. this combines magically well with the vibration patterns to allow stimulation with either the tip or the side of the shaft.
not really a big deal until you get that the vibrations get stronger toward the tip. this means you can point the tip to your entrance and leave the quieter pulsations on your clit and then ride the lovely ripples to your heart’s content.
that the vibration patterns are just strong enough to keep you building without being so strong as to fire you over the edge post haste? makes the old undulating against your throbbing shaft trick to be particularly pleasurable.
i plain old liked this toy; there isn’t a lot to say about it beyond that really. it’s made of great stuff, the patterns and intensity work, it’s nice and quiet and washable with soap and water.
it’s not waterproof but you know? i don’t take my toys in the shower that often anyway.
the tip feels good on nipple and clit, the sides are good anywhere and the shaft shoves in as far as you want it but not quite far enough. this is in fact the one place where it loses a little. the utter lack of curve.
i can’t quite get it to sit on my g-spot no matter how i writhe. do i care? not really because i’m so busy coming from the undulating on the shaft but still, i want things to hit my g-spot if i stick them inside me.
and if they don’t? i want to be able to fuck them so deep that i’m worried i’ll bruise my uterus. and i can’t quite… though perhaps if i had gotten a little more lubed up or het up i might have been able to stretch for it, johnny [dildo by vixen] is bigger after all.
don’t think so though, it’s just too straight.
so i think i’ll give this toy an eight for all around awesomeness plus point five for not making the vibrations way too intense and it doesn’t make it to nine because of the total straightness of the shaft.
that said, if i were ranking it against other straight toys? i’d give it a nine.
and still?
i just like it.
