badinfluencegirl

well the lovely folks at pinkcherry.com have brightened my life considerably lately and the first reason is the tantus g-force.  it appeared on my doorstep and just asked me if i wanted to be friends with it.

tantus makes really pretty toys, the silicone is this deep, rich wine red colour and there is a cute, little bulb on the end followed by a flexible, tapered shaft and a twisted handle.  the handle and the toy itself are differently textured, one is smooth and almost oily and the handle is a little rougher and slightly thicker.

the nice thing about the handle/shaft is that it’s actually bendable enough to hit your g-spot with the bulb and graze your clit with the handle, but i’m getting ahead of myself.  you can also feel the handle when you’re playing with your bum which makes you slightly less likely to lose it up there… but have a care.

i was dying of horniness when i pulled out this toy the first time.  dying.  there had been some bad sex with the guy from adventures in dating and otherwise nothing for ages AND i had just shaved my pussy for the first time in years.  so it had some help.

i dropped my still dripping from the shower body on to my bed and started to slide the bulb up and down my already soaked cleft and then realised that i’d better stop if i wanted to test the toy before i came all over my bed.  i mean G-force means g-spot right?

so i slid the now girl juice covered toy inside me and started to rock and roll.

and i rocked and i rolled and i rocked and i rolled and i gushed and i panted and i had a very good time but i never entirely managed to get my g-spot to take off.  i definitely made a little mess on my bed and i definitely had a lovely time but it wasn’t until i started to play with my clit manually or using the handle that i really managed to come.

somehow i could quite get my g-spot to really… how to put this… push.

so the next day, still horny, i thought to myself “self, you should really try this toy again so you can write the dreadfully overdue review already” to which i replied “good call” and grabbed some mineral oil* and the g-force and went to work.

interestingly i had the same experience both times.  i couldn’t quite get my g-spot to just really release me into a full blown orgasm.  i was rocking the toy and the hips and feeling it deep and low in the back of my throat but i just couldn’t seem to let go into the full slapping vagina wall experience.

so i said forget this, whipped the toy out of myself and stuck it in my ass.

except that isn’t how it worked.

the bendy handle/shaft, so awesome when applied to my clit while still stroking my g-spot with the bulb?  not so awesome for shoving the bulb into my bum.

it kept bending and (remember i was covered in oil) trying to slide toward my vagina instead and i eventually had to choke the shaft up toward the bulb (tough since it was covered in lube) and hold it really firmly to get it inside my ass.

this was actually a little annoying because i couldn’t work it in slowly.

my hands were so covered in lube (and really, this can’t be a problem, you’re supposed to use lube with toys and partners and so on especially if your ass is involved) and the shaft was so slick that i couldn’t ease or twist it in at all, i just had to shove.

i was really horny though so it was okay.

once i got it into my bum i pulled it out a bit and worked the shaft and then hit the bulb again and it was great. i really liked it in my bum, especially when i teased my tortured clitoris into a lovely gusher of an orgasm.

best part?  the simple design means it’s super easy to clean no matter how dirty you get it and even the handle comes clean with no problem. i really don’t understand sex toys with uncleanable crevices… particularly when they’re designed for your BUM!

[internet reviews suggest this toy is extra fantastic for women who like to masturbate on their tummies, and i can totally see that but i don't so i didn't.]

as always don’t use silicone lube with this as it will eventually kill a toy designed to last a lifetime.  proper cleaning involves a mild bleach solution or washing and boiling.  quick cleaning (never enough to clean a shared or anally inserted toy) is as simple as soap and water.

i’m having a hard time rating this one, the g-force is a really well made toy that mostly does what it says but i think it suffers slightly from trying to do too many things.

it’s awesome that the handle is bendy enough that you can stimulate your clit with it while still messing with your g-spot.

it’s great that it feels soooo good in your bum except that the handle is so bendy you can’t get it in without force, not so good for those new to anal play and it’s not huge so the experienced might want something bigger.

it’s great that it feels so good on your g-spot and slides into your pussy oh so sweet and that it feels so good sliding up and down your channel but somehow?  it can’t seal the deal with my g-spot.

so i’m going to give it an eight out of ten.  a good grade but not a great one and helped by the incredible material quality and extremely moderate packaging.  anyone who likes bum play that isn’t too too big but has a long shaft will love this toy and  anyone who wants to drive their partner wild with g or p spot stimulation will be grateful to the fine designers at tantus.  i would recommend it even though i don’t madly love it because it is reasonably priced and does a lot of things well enough.

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* i have sensitivity to everything (get sex based cystitis OR yeast) and doctor said mineral oil was the most neutral to my body and to use that instead of lube.  sorry lube manufacturers, it’s freaking awesome.