sorry sorry sorry
it’s been such a long time since i had any good dating or sexual experiences that i am having a hard time feeling sexual enough to write smut or review toys. i am, in fact, growing cobwebs on my girly bits.
and when i say cobwebs i mean just that. i can’t remember the last time i tried to masturbate. i reviewed some hitachi attachments for pink cherry toys in december but then i forgot to write the review and now, while i remember that i liked them, i have nothing concrete to say on their behalf.
i have some really hot ideas. in one i’m a girl wearing a shirt that shows just a little more than expected. in another a girl rides a boy in the best way she can and so on. i have two toys to review and i’m sorry
i just can’t.
please check back, i will start writing here again i feel this to be true, but right now i need to do something. wait for spring? remember what a penis that is used by a man with skill feels like when you fuck it? have a second or third date? not date any more princesses?
i am still out there in the dating world although i’m not sure that i should be considering my total ennui with it all but well…
before you mention it i am aware that this sounds like depression.
that was in the fall. this is… i just can’t write smut right now.
that said, i did find a very special girl to write toy reviews for me… so wait for those at least!
okay, i wrote something, hopefully that breaks the seal.
i love this blog and the people who visit it, don’t think i’m gone forever please!